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some say he takes sports supplements a 100 times a day

October 14th, 2008

Some people say sports supplements are the single greatest thing ever to be invented in the whole known universe. My mother, who by the way is the southern area shot put champion insists on taking 500g of protein a day, mixed with the milk of a cow. This at first glance may seem excessive but the results can be seen from miles around. My mother also believes in moon pigs which have been known to frequent the earth when the weather is at its hottest. Sports supplements in my humble of humble opinion represent an additional boost to my social life as I now have been known to milk upto 16 cows daily and as a result have befriended each and every one of them, my favourite though is Mable.

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